Squawk, squawk...

So today I was telling my kiddos that I was going to be absent on Friday and of course all of the questions and assumptions starting rolling in...one of them said "she'll be at home hatching her baby on Friday". I almost peed my pants I laughed so hard and then I could not stop laughing and all of the sudden I was crying, and the whole class was laughing uproariously, except for the little one who said it. He was rather upset that I found it so funny. Maybe he was more embarrassed than anything. But if anyone is looking for me on Friday I will be roosting on my nest.